Professors of different subjects define a kiss in different ways:


A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte. - Prof. of Computer Science

A kiss is two divided by nothing.-Prof of Algebra

A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines.- Prof. of Geometry

A kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.. Prof. of Physics

A kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts. - Prof of Chemistry

A bins it the interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria. - Prof. of Zoology

A kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicular ore muscles in the state of contraction.- Prof of Physiology

A kiss is infectious and antiseptic,- Prof of Dentistry

A kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.- Prof. of Accountancy

A kiss is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply. - Prof. of Economics

A kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36. - Pm/. of Statistics

A kiss lathe persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old. - Prof of Philosophy

Uh, What? I'm not familiar with that term.- Prof. of Engineering

A kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction: it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all. - Prof. of English

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